I almost failed

I almost failed.

If I had any doubt about whether I had a sweet tooth or not, this should definitely clear it up.
There is so much sugar in my chocolate milk, that my cookie isn't even soaking it up. Like there's already sugar equilibrium.

I don't think this ever happened before, but I had no idea it was a different month. I had no idea the months had changed.

MEIA DE COURO É SAPATO!

And you know what? It's GAY to say gaZAYbo. GaZEEbo is the shEEt. KEEck-ass. It's how the cool people say it... BEEtch.