Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Damn Stinking Lizard

Lizards eat... insects. Then the lizards shit on our walls. So the shit is dead insects. And we just leave it there.

We don't believe in hygiene.


My mom frets 'cause she thinks the maid will eat my expensive jam... when I'm the one eating the maid's cheap jam. I know, I know, I'm a big-ass commie, right.

So, what other interesting thoughts occurred to me today?

nuna yo beezwacks

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