Bam.
I woke up on a Saturday afternoon at about 1:30, looked at myself and said
Why am I naked?
You're just a motherfucker with a tattoo.
The thing is, if you get a tattoo... you're just a motherfucker with a tattoo.
I didn't just wonder why I was naked. I wondered why I was born. Man this shit sounds so philosophical and deep, but really it's just a drunken bipolar syndrome and what might soon become a cocaine problem. Or a baking soda problem.
I don't know why and I know it's super crude and even crass but "motherfucker" is like my favorite word. I have blithely replaced the word "person" with the word "motherfucker" in every sentence in my mind.
This shit pen is running out of ink on me.
I have to become a good and decent person. I am most of the time, it's just that to me last night was worth like a whole month of rock-bottom trashiness and just doing the direct opposite of whatever I'd normally do.
Oh yeah.
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I'd have shit a brick if I'd been in your shoes. She's only after him for his money.
ReplyDeleteI met my dad's girlfriend, last year. I hated her. I hated that she was so inferior to my mom. I hated that he loved her. And I hated her because she was a fake. And above all, because I couldn' t hate him.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you do if you know someone's father or mother is dating someone who's after them for totally the wrong reasons? Do you tell your friends? (ie their kids?) I mean...if someone dates someone else only for their money whose business is it, anyway, right, yeah? I mean...like, its their problem, not yours, right? I feel so confused, sometimes. Part of me thinks I should tell my friend, part of me thinks I should just shut up. I mean even if I did? Their parent is probably in love and wouldn't listen, anyway. But its so wrong and they're so nice! I don't want to see them taken for a ride.
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