What It (probably) Would Have Been Like If I'd Kissed Trace

Context: Auschwitz-like boarding school

- It would have tasted like salsa.
- It would have tasted like cereal.
- He might definitely have used something like a wrestling move.
- He would have had an awesome, tight, hard-ass ass. Mmm. Yum.
- He would probably have made a weird brochante sound at some point (w/ his voice)
- At one point, I'd have thought: "WOW" (or perhaps "WHOA!").
- He might have gone straight/too quickly to something dirty like sticking his finger up my asshole.
- He might have said "sorry" at some point in the midst of it
- He would have gotten too horny and might have suddenly gotten up to go clean himself off (and also out of embarrassment).
- It might have been super awesome.
- It might have been a bit awkward at times. But prolly not too much.
- I would have thought something to myself that would have made me laugh out loud, and he'd've been like "what?", and me, like "nothing". Then I'd smile and kiss him more so he wouldn't get the wrong idea and feel bad.
- Clothes would definitely have shifted/come off.
- One of us woulf have said, "Let's go somewhere else".
- We might have gotten annoyed searching for a long while for a place.
- Once we found it, it might have been our ONLY choice and REALLY crappy and awkward.
- His mouth might have grossed me out a bit, or I may have just felt how small and lipless it was.

PUTA FUCK QUE TESÃO (hahaha)
Que dó, isso sim, hahaha...

AI.

- It could have been really sexy.
- I might've snuck him up here or vice versa. Prolly vice versa, actually.
- He might have apologized for getting a boner.